12th
to do list
my wife so graciously hinted at the to-do list she made me today. Isn’t she a sweetheart? it’s true, i’ve been lazy and a bit sad (because i miss my wife), so we have decided to motivate ourselves and do the things we need to do and want to do of course.. Some things which have been on the list for months. so i guess now is a good time as any..
on another note, we bought Chelsea Handler’s new book. The title alone has had me giggling for days. “Are you there, Vodka? It’s me, Chelsea.” I didn’t even read judy blume’s book, but that title is awesomely hilarious.. i actually started reading a page last night while carrie was brushing her teeth. Let me give you a glimpse:
“Shit. I had worried womething like this was going to happen. the day before, I had forgotten my language arts homework, and when the teacher singled me out in front of the entire class to find out where it was, I told her that I had been in three straight nights of meetings with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, negotiating my contract to play goldie hawn’s daughter in the sequel Private Benjamin.”
Wish i was that quick witted in 3rd grade.. haha. hilarious.
