12th
god damn it..
so i have my day off on saturday.. enjoying every moment i can with my wife.. we lay in bed and start talking about all the fun things that happened this week. she tells me that she reads my blog and says, “oh you are so cute.. i especially love you because you spelled torture wrong…” i immediately think back to what i wrote and thought aw god damn it! i spelled it wrong.. i know how to spell T-O-R-T-U-R-E!!! in case any of you were wondering.. i’ve been using the blow torch lately at work.. to crisp up some sugar on top of a thin slice of foie gras.. yum! so hence i felt i needed to explain this idiocracy space cadet moment i had that day. i also had a few other spelling mistakes, but dang it i won the spelling bee in the 3rd grade and my vocabulary/grammar has declined since. so there! hope you enjoyed a nice laugh on a rainy day.. have a great week everyone!
j
